How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my sisters under your porch take her home
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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