let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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