After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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