..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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