Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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