But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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