Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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