rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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