this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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