Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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