Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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