This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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