I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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