So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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