Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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