He passed out mid-signature
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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