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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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