Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Who put my cat in the fridge?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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