I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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