ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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