I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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