My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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