Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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