Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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