Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I don't think brook has ever known best
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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