Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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