the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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