Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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