Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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