pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize