he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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