My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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