Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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