It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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