Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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