I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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