did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
