Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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