Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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