She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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