Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I still have a little drunk in my system
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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