stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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