Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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