I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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