I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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