Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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