She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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