I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
