Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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