How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Let's paint friendship bongs
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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