My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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