I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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