btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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